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16 Apr 2024 10:00:06
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16 Apr 2024 09:36:59
See Deli Ali is off the television pundit team. He's pulled a muscle in his tongue apparently and will miss the rest of the seasons shows.

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16 Apr 2024 08:29:49
When Dyche was brought in I think it was to ensure we wouldn't be in a relegation battle again this season, and to be fair if it were not for points deductions that would have been achieved. However since Docoures injury we have been terrible and that has not changed since he came back. I don't see the value in sacking him now and still believe we will stay up this season. The problem is next season, we all know we are going to have to sell Brantwaithe and Onana at least . Hopefully we can reinvest some of this and get some young hungry and pacy players, with this in mind we need a manager with a track record of giving youth a chance . Don't know who this is but a big summer ahead.

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16 Apr 2024 08:52:59
You really believe we can beat Forest, Luton and Brentford. Based on what?

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16 Apr 2024 09:55:00
I think two wins will be enough personally especially if one of them is against Luton, I know we are playing crap but at home with the old lady rocking I think we will just do enough with the games we have left . It might be wishful thinking but there it is.

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16 Apr 2024 08:09:10
Embarrassing and inept, this team got ripped apart from the first whistle with one of the worst performances I have seen from an Everton team in a long time. I have supported our great club since 1967 and cannot remember a season when I felt so depressed about a team, when I constantly think where are our goals coming from, when will we get another point and more importantly when will we get rid of our manager who is totally out of his depth. We need to rip this team apart. I can see at least 6 who need to be sold and we need young players who wish to play for us, who can actually play football and of course we need a manager who has ideas and can implement them. I am sorry to say but I think we are going down this season, but it just might be the best for us. Rebuild and hopefully come back a better team who deserve to be in the PL.

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16 Apr 2024 08:55:05
Agree with most of what you say. But relegation is never a good thing, and definitely not best for the club.

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16 Apr 2024 09:39:09
The reality is, if we had our points back we would more than likely be safe. Yes it's not pretty to watch! Hopefully if manage to beat the teams beneath us we will stay up! Its a big ask but it's in the players hands now. The performance last night was awful. It makes you wonder if the player's know more than we do? They weren't playing for the shirt last night. My biggest fear is that we will go into liquidation.

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16 Apr 2024 07:39:08
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16 Apr 2024 04:03:47
If that's all we have to offer then we'll struggle next year in the championship.

Dyche should have resigned straight after the final whistle. He talks the talk but unfortunately that's all he does.

It doesn't matter who takes us to the end of the season as I think a Sunday league coach would get them performing better than SD can.

I can't see us picking up more than 4 points and that won't be enough. No fight, no skill, no natural striker and no pride in the shirt.

UTFT NSNO.

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16 Apr 2024 06:54:43
We have to be the worst run club in England.

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16 Apr 2024 02:24:09
Not looking forward to weekend after that performance. Gibbs white for forrest will tear us a new 1 az he poseses the qualitys of a player we don't have and that's pace skill and creativity. and worst is he chose forrest over us if I'm correct. i'm sure someone will let me know if I'm wrong. Forrest are showing fight and team spirit. has SD lost the changing room or is it just rumours? . proper fed up chelski have 1 decent player stop him and they are rubbish. we just let him do whatever he wanted great tactics that sean? 🙄.

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16 Apr 2024 06:14:09
Yeah you're right Ron, should have just put gana on and told him to mark him all game. Onana and garner never work in midfield I don't know how Sean hasn't worked that out yet.

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16 Apr 2024 01:45:46
I didn't think I would ever say this but I would take Red hair back if/ when West Ham can him.

He knows the club. He knows the fans. He can work on a s*** budget. He can turn a sinking ship around. He can win football matches.

Save us David hahah!

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15 Apr 2024 22:38:44
Can anyone understand why he keeps playing Young? And leaving him on for the full game, he should voluntarily step down now.

{Ed025's Note - amen to that Uran..

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15 Apr 2024 23:26:00
Maybe Jack's had a word and said boss if your going to play useless tactics leave me out.

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15 Apr 2024 23:28:21
Young shouldn’t even be at the club. When are we going to stop playing once we’re players, and actually get some young talent into the team.

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16 Apr 2024 06:18:25
Young gets a game because Harrison has been genuinely woeful. If you look at stats young makes more successful crosses and gets into the box far more. Harrison's heat maps show he's not in the box most games and he might make 2 crosses. I'm not saying young is great but when Harrison is the alternative I can see why he gets played.

Young covers 4 positions as well so overall he's a good utility player with in tiny squad.

I agree he shouldn't be starting and should just be used as cover but it's not his fault all the rest are even worse than he is.

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16 Apr 2024 08:57:51
Young is crap. End of.

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15 Apr 2024 22:02:37
Ed25 think we're done think we go unless something changes were not good enough.

{Ed025's Note - unfortunately Bretto i think our time is up mate, and do you know what, this club deserves exactly what it gets...but i feel sorry for the supporters who have spent a lot of time and money watching this crap show for a long time now, they deserve better..

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15 Apr 2024 22:57:03
Try keep your head up chaps, I think you beat Forest at home and youll put up a fight in the derby which could go either way. Then you should beat Sheff united (if you don't you deserve to go down) which leaves a big game against luton which will be tough. It'll be bumpy but hopefully Forest, Burnley and Sheff are the ones to go.

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16 Apr 2024 08:59:47
I bet you Salah (who at 300k a week has been abysmal) will score a hatrick against us.

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15 Apr 2024 21:37:06
Glad Moshiri's there. He can be useful for once and get shut of Dyche and his coaching staff. Sell a player to cover the cost at the end of the season, otherwise I fear the worst. He has definitely lost the players and the fanbase. Get someone in quick to give the club the fans and the players a lift until the end of the season.

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15 Apr 2024 21:58:27
A new manager bounce would be good going into the crucial games against those around us.

Don’t see it happening though. We are in enough financial difficulties without paying off more people.

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15 Apr 2024 22:07:51
We’d lose an awful lot more by getting relegated.

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15 Apr 2024 22:07:58
What would we prefer, another pay off to a useless manager causing more debt to get the new manager bounce, or the astronomical costs and loss of revenue dropping to the Championship? Should have binned him before he put pen to paper.

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15 Apr 2024 22:21:06
Think you’ve already given us the answer Nick.

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15 Apr 2024 22:35:14
Unfortunately we don’t have the money to pay him off, if so he would of been long gone.

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15 Apr 2024 22:40:26
Well I said it before when I was under the knife but I meant it then and I mean it now. Not watching another Everton game this season. Off to PNE.

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15 Apr 2024 21:08:17
Guarantee if Palmer played for us Dyche wouldn't play him.

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15 Apr 2024 21:38:33
😂🤣😂.

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