05 Feb 2015 21:22:18
It's the Merseyside derby and a man makes his way to his seat in the centre of the Gwladys Street end. He sits down and notices that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks the bloke sitting next but one to him if anyone is sitting there. He responds, "No, the seat's empty.
The first man exclaims, "What?!? Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the derby and not use it? The other bloke responds, "Well the seat is mine, but my wife passed away and this is the first derby we haven't been to together."
The first bloke responds, " I'm sorry to hear that. Wasn't there anyone else, a friend or relative, that could've taken that seat?"
The bloke responds, "No, they're all at the funeral."
We're Evertonians, we go the game, that's what we do.
Here's to 3 points against the red side, COYB
What an insensitive clown that guy sounds.
Who in their right mind would miss his wifes funeral to go to a football match.
It is not that important.
We are Everton
#Wedontwinanything
That's what we do
Sign Clevs
Cmon mike, somewhere in your gloomy world there must be some room to appreciate a good joke!
The Real Mike: I guess that some people just don't get your exquisite irony at times ;-)
Cid. Exquisite?, really?!?!
06 Feb 2015 20:00:01
Toffee ace: Cid! Really? I'm not a medieval Spanish knight ;-)
Sorry Sid mate. My bad