27 Sep 2016 00:39:55
In the search of some light hearted banter, does anyone have any new Dark Side Klipperty Klopp jokes?
Although these have been around for a while here are a few of my favourites:-
Oxo are releasing a new red and white cube to commemorate Liverpool's season.
It's called the laughing stock.
How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all just sit in the dark and talk about how great the old one was.
Did you know Liverpool will be playing water football next season. They are 20 000 leagues under the sea so they're bound to win at least one of them.
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an intelligent Liverpool supporter, and an old drunk are walking down the street together when simultaneously they each spot a fifty quid note. Who gets it?
A: The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythical creatures.
St. Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when 40 Liverpool fans showed up. Never having seen anyone from Liverpool at heaven's door, St. Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the 10 most virtuous from the group.
A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're gone. "
"What? All of the Liverpool fans are gone? " asked God.
"No" replied Saint Peter "The Pearly Gates! ".
27 Sep 2016 12:19:43
SANTA CLAUSE! Mythical? Just when I thought the year could get no worse.
27 Sep 2016 22:32:38
GrrRRRRR . Grumpy sit down and give Snow White a gentle kiss.
28 Sep 2016 07:59:38
Klopp was asked by his media darlings, how far are you off a great club Mr Klopp, half a mile if you cut through Stanley Park came his reply.
{Ed025's Note - love it baz..
28 Sep 2016 16:10:18
Liverpool is a large football club with huge overheads consequently a promising young reporter asked Jurgen Klopp “How many people actually work at Liverpool Football Club? â€.
“About half†came his reply.
{Ed025's Note - love it BR..