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10 May 2017 19:57:28
Our ambivalence towards Rom makes total sense once you remember that supporting a football team is a head thing AND a heart thing. It's like having the hottest nympho girlfriend but knowing that she thinks she can do better and is always flirting with other guys. However much you try, bigger, richer, better looking guys are always sniffing round her and she always seems interested. You know you should dump her but she's so hot and giving you regular good times. You'd have more money if you broke up but it's hard to let go. Would you really be happier with a nice girl, not as fit or randy but who appreciates being with you? Therein lies the dilemma.

{Ed025's Note - i got a bit of a touch on reading that coyb.. :)

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10 May 2017 20:00:47
I got a bit of a touch on writing it, Ed.

{Ed025's Note - love it coyb..

10 May 2017 20:47:37
I would rather have someone with better ball control. 😍.

10 May 2017 20:53:44
And it's not so bad if you think you might get two for the price of one.

11 May 2017 09:33:20
Yes but you'll probably find that one of the two looks the part but just can't perform and the other is a bit plain but a good alrounder.

11 May 2017 14:17:32
Has to be the best analogy of the Lukaku situation I have ever heard!







 

 

 
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