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12 Dec 2018 20:36:37
Vlacic has just helped CSKA beat Real 3-0. He has been player of the month x2 in a row.
Maybe he could have a future with us.
Onyekuru is scoring 1 in 3 in Turkey playing on the wing
It's not all good - Sandro couldn't hit a cows arse with a frying pan!

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12 Dec 2018 22:06:22
'Sandro couldn't hit a cows arse with a frying pan! '

Hahaha I like that mate!

12 Dec 2018 22:14:43
Vlasic has already said he wants to stay at CSKA. Let's get a nice big fee for him because of his performances.

12 Dec 2018 23:48:11
should be able to double our money for him i'd say mate.

13 Dec 2018 12:38:07
That's fine bring him back, and send Theo out on lone.

14 Dec 2018 23:47:34
I thought it was a cows arse with a banjo, although I am open to the frying pan alternative. My wife used to call Frank Lampard (when he played for England) “cowsarse banjo” as always seemed to miss. A lot of the humour seems to be disappearing I remember we called our own Stuart Barlow “jigsaw”, with affection although he was not the worlds greatest striker .

Let’s bring the laughs back 😉.



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