1.) 27 Feb 2019
27 Feb 2019 11:06:39
'Another Dutch teenager, this time Feyenoord's midfielder Wouter Burger, has extended his deal. Burger's new deal, which no doubt includes fries and a drink, also runs until 2023.'

Quality, ed. Absolute quality.

{Ed001's Note - cheers mate, I was thinking you would be able to tell if he was happy about it by whether or not it included a toy....}

2.) 27 Feb 2019
27 Feb 2019 15:11:45
Would have got one free with a kfc.