Everton Banter Archive August 14 2014

 

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14 Aug 2014 21:22:04
It seems obvious to me that Booby is slowly building a very useful young squad for the future, playing his style of football. Stanek, Galloway, Henen (hopefully - we cannot allow this one to escape), Garbutt, Stones, Duffey, Coleman, Besic, McCarthy, Atsu, Barkley, Lukaku and a few of the U-21s.

This can only be a good move and one for a long future of increasing success.

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And long

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14 Aug 2014 13:23:15
I read a post that said they were concerned with everton finances and our spending. I am also cautious when it comes to finances and see the nightmare other football clubs have been through. however if we look at the last three windows under martinez I think we have spent approx 19 to 20 million after the sales of fellani jelavic and anichebe. With the improved tv deal I think this is afordable. Also getting heitinga and jelavic off the wage bill will have helped.

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14 Aug 2014 11:16:42
We definitely need a striker! Don't think we can rely on the fitness of Kone, am not convinced Traore is the answer and just wish these Et'o rumours would disappear. Is there any money available Ed? And if so how much? Also any other forwards names being put about?

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{Ed025's Note - if there is a player bobby wants, and the price is right will, then yes there are funds mate..

14 Aug 2014 12:06:16
Dont get me wrong, I am looking forward to the new season but all these new signings and new contracts are leaving me slightly worried we are stretching our finances. I am fine as we stand now but more and I will be worried about early exits from the cup tournaments.
Am I just being pessimistic?

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{Ed025's Note - you are dave..

Gotta laugh you are worried about our over spending every other Evertonian has been moaning at the lack of it!

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Football fans will moan about anything won't they? No matter how good things are looking. What a fickle bunch we are.

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14 Aug 2014 22:34:44
I think I will take it that I am in the minority. I have been suitably advised. Onwards.and upwards.

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14 Aug 2014 09:53:41
I don't mind the media spot light not being on us again it speaks volumes about the way we run our football club and business, we will leave the top 4 spurs and Manchester United to play the media circus game while we go about our own Martinez master plan, people saying we are no better off than last year nonsense people forget we had 3 players out most of the season last year Gibson kone and Oviedo so will have them back soon, I think one more striker then I will be happy, get Hernandez on the cheap 12m will score bags of goals

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I like your thinking mate, though I would like to see a experienced CB come in before a forward and still need someone to push Howard for his spot

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Cheers for post although I'm not convinced by Robles keepers are judged on errors so untill he gets a good run of games I won't judge but saying that I think we should use him in cup games keep Howard for prem and vital Europe games

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13 Aug 2014 23:34:43
Hi ed I was wondering about the atsu deal we have, is it loan only or a view to a permanent deal?

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{Ed025's Note - loan with the option to buy mate..

14 Aug 2014 19:33:57
What price you heard ed. I heard 8.5m a while ago

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{Ed025's Note - £8m im hearing yorkie..

14 Aug 2014 20:42:10
Could be a good buy if all works out and shows the promise he's got

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{Ed025's Note - try before you buy...works for me yorkie..

14 Aug 2014 08:23:32
If I may, I'd like to make the following predictions.

Nothing is going to be said about our loan of Atsu even if he is downright amazing because Liverpool also have a player on loan, so that's ok then.

Besic will be joining man u in January because we are in trouble with the banks due to overspending in the summer.

We will finish 7th in the league because spurs are from London

Pardew will headbutt our mascot because he's a gross person.

Arsenal posters will flood this site with sycophantic remarks about how much we try to play like them in a patronising tone.

And finally we win the Europa league and qualify for the champions league only to later learn that we are disqualified for walking on the cracks in the pavement

And all because the media love the top 4 (and spurs)

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{Ed025's Note - we all seem down on our luck today guys, can someone please tell a story with a happy ending ?..

Like it Toffee. Let's just continue doing our business Roberto's way. Maybe a piece of silverware this season just to rub their noses in it.

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If I may, I'd like to make the following predictions.

We are going to be fed up to the eye teeth hearing about the Atsu loan I mean WTF the rs are getting jealous!

Besic will beg for a new contract with us once he finds out how passionate we are as fans!

We will finish above Spuds because they are>>> errrr from London!

Pardew will headbutt our mascot because he's a gross person. However the mascot gets up and pulverizes him :)

Arsenal fans will finally admit that we have>>> out Arsenalled them!

And finally we win the Europa league and qualify for the champions league >>>consequently FSG sack BR and build us a stadium on Stanley Park :)

All this because we brush our teeth, say our prayers and go to bed before the sandman pops by :)

QED>>> Happy ending

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{Ed025's Note - thats better 247..

Loving it 247, but I'm thinking mine is more likely.

Although I will make enquiries into the possibility of being the mascot when Newcastle come to Goodison.

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14 Aug 2014 18:57:50
Hi all, just been for a cracking massage to get over all the stress of this transfer window, would highly recommend it.

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Did you ask for a 'third leg' massage Marty? Is that why you're in such a good mood?

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{Ed025's Note - i deleted that part..

Sounds painful Ed. Hope it grows back.

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14 Aug 2014 06:57:13
Cant believe the season starts in just 2 days, I can't wait, a 9 month period of happiness, magic and non stop joy, if you don't support everton that is, if you do, well we are in for the usual, first 8 games only one defeat (you all know who against :(), we then travel to burnley (get in the car not under it), this is where things take a turn for the worst, shaky start, end to end, 'ings shoots!' 'thats going nowhere clive', 'deflection off baines! Its in! Burnley have done it with only seconds to spare!', we get back on track, win and couple of draws, we then travel to white hart lane (shudders) to face tottenham and their crowd of zombies, we go one nil up through a john stones bicycle kick, adebayor nets 2 in 2 minutes, only 4 minutes left, now the noise starts! (ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh wheeeeennnnnn tthhhhheeeeeee ssssppppppuuuuuuurrrrrrrssssssss ggooooooooooo maaaaaaarcccchhhhhhinnnn innnnn, ohhhh wheeeeeen (you get the point)), we then go undefeated until january, city home first game (please say I got thay right, I havent, its hull, but for the sake of this post, let's say its city :)), city are top of the league, we, are in 3rd, the crowd goes mental, we go one nil up thanks to an alcaraz 35 yard free kick, 2 nil a minute later through a christian atsu solo run from the bench all the way to the city goal, of course it gets ruled out and we go on to win 1 nil, hurray!, at this point, city are top, chelsea second, everton joint third with liverpool and arsenal, same points and goal difference, we are ahead so their fans can moan about are loans some more, the red enter word here at home, in the rain, 1 nil up through a skrtel own goal after gerrard slipped and headed the ball at skrtels arse, barry is out of this game, 90th minute, 30 yards out, steven gerrard shoots first time, play stops, everyone wonders what's going on!, besic has snapped gerrard legs while mccarthy kisses the everton badge and proceeds to call him a redrubbish and all (mccarthys boss), but, obviously, because its liverpool, and we are everton, besic and macca are sent off, the free kick is whipped in, and cleared (we have played 57 minutes of the 2 minutes of added time so far), sturridge, thinking the whistle has gone, does his stupid celebration in front of the park end, he slips, the ref gives a penalty, allen takes it, misses but gets to take it again as clettenburg is ref, he scores, woot, woot, we lose the league cup fifth round against millwall following a magaye gueye hattrick, we host bournemouth at goodison for the quarter final, gosling nets 5 free kick, 2 pens and takes credit for a joel own goal, we lose, of course, at this point we are still battling for fourth, come on we can do it!, spurs last day at goodison, we suffer a 3-nil thrashing following a harry kane brace and danny rose header, but! We are in the europa league final, in the league, we were one goal away from third, instead, we finish fifth, final of the europa league vs valencia, atsu nets after 27 minutes and runs round revealing an everton tattoo, 95th minute, can we do it! Yessss! Wait, we are everton, corner comes in "mustafiiiii!!", he runs round revealing a david moyes tattoo on his back with moyesie winking and giving us a thumbs up, penalty shoot out, if we score, we win, joel steps up, he misses! Off the bar! If they score, they win, mustafi shoots and chips it, joel stands there ready to catch, only to punch the ball off the post and in the net, hopefully that tedius, long and rather tiresome post got you hyped for the new season! Enjoy!

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{Ed025's Note - well im never getting them 28 minutes back!..good read swan, but you could have let us win something!..

Bloody hell swan, j.k rawling has nothing on you.

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Aaah - the annual foreboding of all long-suffering Everton fans before every season starts. Would we have it any other way?

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{Ed025's Note - yes..

Good post Swan. Arf arf!

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Shorten it swan. I 've stopped at the eighth row.

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How much coffee did you have this morning?

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Thanks Swan. Great post, but I think a part of me just died.

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14 Aug 2014 00:51:15
Would any1 take a punt on Vincent Aboubakar?, he's been linked with a few prem teams and IMO he's got every attribute RM looks for in a striker

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13 Aug 2014 23:35:20
I had a dream about an Everton fans' forum.

Swan: Roberto, did you order a scouting report on Tom Cleverley?
Bill Kenwright: You don't have to answer that question.
Roberto Martinez: I'll answer the question. You want answers?
Swan: I think I'm entitled to.
RM: You want answers?
Swan: I want the truth!
RM: You can't handle the truth!
(pause)
RM: Lads, we live in a football world that has financial restrictions and those restrictions have be protected by men with financial prudence. Who's going to provide that financial prudence? You, Swan? You, Ed025? You, Cowpat? Bill, the board, and the club staff have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep at the prospect of signing Tom Cleverly and you curse the club. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That his potential recruitment, while tragic in your eyes, would probably save us money. And my recruitment policy, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves money. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't post about, you want me recruiting players like him, you need me recruiting players like him. We use words like ability, character, desire. We use those words as the backbone of a career building a football club. You use them as punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to repeatedly explain myself to fans who live and breathe for an Everton Football Club that I provide and then question the way I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a telephone and buy the club and run it yourself. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to.
Swan: Did you order a scouting report on Tom Cleverley?
RM: I did the job -
Swan: - did you order a scouting report on Tom Cleverley?
RM: You're Goddam right I did!

Then I woke up in a cold sweat - and realised that truth is even stranger than fiction, especially where banter websites are concerned ;-)

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Cowpat Sid, stop eating cheese before you go to bed mate.

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Best post I've read in ages not sure you should be comparing swan to tom cruise though :)

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I knew it!

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14 Aug 2014 19:04:44
Fantastic Sid

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{Ed025's Note - it was a great read marty..

Classic

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