Everton Banter Archive April 15 2015

 

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15 Apr 2015 17:10:14
Top one, Cheers Ed. Tried to reply, but didn't work. Reckon I'll make a new one now.

But what to? Hmmm Perhaps GhostFaceKilla or something extravagant.

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{Ed025's Note - qatari blue maybe.. :)

15 Apr 2015 16:41:14
I have it on great accord that this post is a lie.

Alrighty lads, I decided to post about the BIGGEST signing we should make this Summer.

I just watched Highlights of this player on Youtube, so he must be good. You Ready?? Ok. David Henen from the well know town of Libramont-Chevigny, Belgium. 18 years old and looks the part. If we can thwart off anyone coming in to purchase him from Olympiacos fc, then we should be sorted.

I believe we have agreed a 200,000k pound deal if this stint went well. I have heard the youth staff believe it has.

There is our Mirallas Replacement. Sorted.

Anyways. How about that eh? undefeated in our last 4. Have we played well in any of those 4? Nah. But isn't that a good sign. Atleast we are able to grind out results.

Also Ed, i'm still not able to reply to others posts, as it Says "Username not recognised". Should I just make a new account and Alias? Had this one since the start all them 3 years ago. Let me know Ta :)

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{Ed025's Note - our IT guy is moving house at the minute QB so his internet is down, give me a couple of days to sort it mate, then if not change names..cheers..

15 Apr 2015 15:45:28
OK. So let's say RM is staying. What would you like to see different next season.

Personally my wish list is:

A strategic pre-season with fixtures in place and good teams lined up to test the boys. No it's not all about fitness.

Pre-season training on set pieces both attacking and defending

Early purchases on players so they are settled into the club before the season starts

Adaptive tactics but what fits the team not the other way around. Van Gaal is a perfect example of how to manage by adapting his style with the team.

Barkley given a free role. A luxury maybe but if we want this guy to be great and great in an Everton shirt then he needs to be set free

1 centre half, 2 wide players and a back up to Lukaku

George Green and a couple of others given a chance instead of doing the work for another club like Atsu. Green would have done more than this guy. Sick of loan players coming in and us doing the jobs for other clubs and getting very little out of it

Acknowledgement of poor performances. I don't want public slating but at least a recognition of a poor performance

Dropping of the words Phenomenal and intensity even if it was

Oviedo sold and Garbutt on a long term deal. Firstly Oviedo deserves a regular place and I love him but English quotas require Garbutt to stay

Finally a good start. Every season this is what makes us fail. The season we finished fourth was because of a good start.

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15 Apr 2015 21:49:40
Some good wishful thinking there BlueJohn, Oviedo apart.
I would also like to see if any of the younger players not loaned out have the scope to breakthrough. The only way to find that out is to play some of them before the season ends. Let's face it the season is over.
Also the likes of Besic, Garbutt and Robles should also get more game time. We don't need to find out anything more about Baines, Howard and Barry.
Anybody got any positive feedback on the players out on loan? Hearing many are not even getting much game time.

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16 Apr 2015 08:45:32
George Green is doing well. Tranmere boss has labelled him the little magician. Jones doing okay at Plymouth. Lundstram been dropped yet again by the look of it,which make you think that if he can't get into a league 1 team, how will he get into a premier team. Not too sure bout grant at motherwell and junior is injured in think. Next season I'd like to see more of browning,get Galloway,green,ledson,long,henen (if signed), and maybe in pre season,try Kenny at full back for a game or two.

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15 Apr 2015 14:20:21
Klopp is leaving Dortmund at the end of the season, get him in Bill. I wish

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15 Apr 2015 15:08:04
All the press talk is about transfer funds and targets, apparently Distinct & Alcarez allowed to leave on frees, talks with Kev ongoing. As I said he's going nowhere Bill has stuck by him and will continue to do so, he has always viewed RM as long term!
Sorry guys!

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15 Apr 2015 09:23:29
I've seen that Villa are trying to offer king clevs a deal to thwart everton from signing him. If we leave this one too late, I fear we will never see him in a everton shirt. ( sad times).

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15 Apr 2015 12:05:48
aresnal have entered the face for tom aswell

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15 Apr 2015 14:41:26
Sorry to disappoint so many of you guys but Clevs is being used in the deal to take Bale to Old Trafford. Madrid want him so badly they will allow Bale to move the other way. The cash adjustment I'm hearing is £10m. So we miss out & Man U get £10m + Bale.

(Just trying to keep the mega-sarcasm theme going!)

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15 Apr 2015 16:18:29
Oh no, what a total disaster, I have tears rolling down my cheeks here. I've not laughed this much since Slippy G did his dying swan impression against Chelski last season!

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15 Apr 2015 17:24:41
And spurs want him. Levy knows we want him so bad that they will sign him on a free and sell him to us for 15mill the same day.

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