Everton Banter Archive March 16 2012

16 Mar 2012 23:47:55
Seen this chant knocking round ed what do you think the chances of I being sang is

To the tune mahna mahna

Jelavic do do dedoo

Jelavic do do do doo

Jelavic do do dedoo dedoo dedoo dedoo de de nikica jelavic {Ed001's Note - I think it might be a bit difficult for people to remember all the lyrics, you might want to simplify it a bit. I know 025 would have no chance with that one!}

Geeh thats sounds great hows it go again doh doh doooh

16 Mar 2012 15:01:41
how come we don't just start trying to play like these spanish teams?

Atyhletic Bilbao ripped the crap out of united last night - and they're not a big money club

They have a Basque-only policy, most of their players come through their youth system, and few bought, that is spirit and togetherness, something money cannot buy

Sry mate but that has to be one of the stupidest statements I have ever read!!

Who? The original poster or the first commenter?

The original poster sry if it's you but it's just a little silly to think that we can just suddenly start playing the kind of football played in Spain week in week out in the Premiership...

Why not - it seems to be a winning formula - oh no, that's right, we play lumpen football that never wins world or euro cups - let's stick with that shall we - yeah good idea - I'm sure the spanish would like us to stick with what we do now as well - i bet the writer of third post is not the sharpest tool in the box

Do you really think any spanish teams would make it in the prem?
C'mon real madrid up at newcastle on a cold january evening? they'd have scarfs, gloves, thermol underware on.

or a couple of tough playing teams like everton, stoke etcs they'd never last.

yeah they can beat passy pass teams arsenal etc but a full season in the prem? I don't think so....

Gods Doctor

No worries mate, I was the first commenter

You have the cheek to suggest I am not the sharpest tool in the box after the rubbish you have written! If it is so easy to just play the 'spanish way' why doesnt every team in the world just start doing it!! The English FA have been trying to improve the technical ability of upcoming players for years now with little success yet you want Everton to simply start doin it over night.... Get real you numpty!!

We're not even trying to do it - because of people like you saying we shouldn't do it - everyone can see the spanish style of pass n move and good feet skills is the way to win things - but no - we've got short sited dinosaurs like you saying we shoulldn't do it - it's not possible blah blah blah - well get used to never winning anything person - enjoy!

In your own life if you see your way of doing things doesn't work very well, do you carry on doing it whilst others seem to do better by doing things different - cos you'd rather stick to what you know than change? yeah thought so.

I have never said we shouldnt try to play better football u numpty! But to expect Everton to just suddenly change a whole footballing philosophy overnight is jus ridiculous and shows you know nothing about football... The problem with English football starts with the way kids are introduced to the game and trained at the youngest levels. There is only one team in England that has had success playing pass and move football in the premiership and thats Arsenal and thats because the majority of their players over the last 15 yrs have been foreigners... Oh and by the way when was the last time they won a trophy!?? I'll say it again GET REAL YOU NUMPTY!!!!

16 Mar 2012 13:31:09
have you tried viewing the bu website i am not bu but i feel all the fans have same objective ie glory for efc and very soon and i think you should all look at bu website and then come on and explain why are they getting so much abuse ?what lies are they telling?..from a true blue i am not part of any union ..

16 Mar 2012 05:31:31
Team for Saturday should be Howard nevile heightinga distin baines Dre the fellaini
Osman geuye straqualursi jelavic we would destroy sunderland what do
Es everyone else think {Ed025's Note - for me mate stracula would be best used from the bench, i think guile would be the best way to open them up

Gueye isnt good enough, no pace and no skill. wouldnt get in my sunday team {Ed025's Note - hes only young mate, and still learning...i agree he should not be in the side yet...he is one for the future..

But ed, ive saw nothin that makes me think 1 for the future! ino hes young but i cant see what he'll bring thats my opinion

Destroy sunderland?? too arrogant expect a tight game, can go either way

Would you please stop picking team even moyes cant do it propelly