Everton Banter Archive April 01 2014

01 Apr 2014 21:45:07
jus watched man u game, rooneys been getting diving lessons of ashley cole

{Ed025's Note - i agree mate, how valencia stayed on and schweinsteiger got sent off is beyond me..

01 Apr 2014 22:12:03
Even more shocking is 27 million for the wig, how much would they get if they sold him now, 5 maybe on a good day

01 Apr 2014 15:12:46
I am going with a 3.1 win for us on Sunday Chelsea, Liverpool and City have all shown that if you get stuck into Arsenal and hit them with pace right from the start they panic and can't cope.I believe we will beat them and beat them we'll.On another note why do people keep saying we still have a hard game against Utd left Jesus I think that is 1of our easiest games left not worried at all about them after Sunday City and Southamton are the games that will decide if we're playing Cl next season so let's be having it Sunday Blues.

We will win on Sunday as Arsenal are absolute crap.

We will also beat United as they are awful, and have a useless manager who is going to get taught a lesson by Martinez.

Southampton could be tricky, but I think we will beat City.

Crap?

We are higher than you in the league, have scored more goals than you in the league, even though 2 of our main goal threats have been out half the season and we spanked you 4-1 at The Emirates (FA Cup).

Real Mike, maybe you should get 'real' Mike.

Ridiculous statement mate, and to say Southampton will be tricky, bearing in mind we are 16 points ahead of them is such a stupid statement.

Who is this clown? Shouldn't you get back on the Liverpool site for your daily love in?

Anyway,

Howard > Chesney
Coleman > Sagna
Stones > Merterscrapper
Distin > Koswhatshisname
Baines > Oxlade-Chamberlaine
McCarthy > Flamini
Barry > Artithead
Deulofeu > Rosicky
Barkley > Podolski
Osman < Cazorla
Lukaku > Giroud

01 Apr 2014 21:36:07
Mike is right Gunner, you were good but you are now in free fall, Utd could even finish above you. Wenger will be off too and Martinez won't be going your way

Don't come on here expecting us to give you the love, pop on over to the Koppites pages and resume the Gunner/Koppite trip on the love boat, if you have not read it Blues go on their page and have a read, cringe city, well done Ed 25 too, handled yourself excellently

Clown Mike,
Are they Everton players you have just named or loans from other clubs because those players are not good enough for their parent clubs so they go to Everton.

Big clubs send their players to little clubs, who are no threat, so they can get a little bit of experience.

You compare players? stupid boy, we are still above you, have been all season and it will stay that way until end of season.

Everton, little club past and present.


Murphman. How did I come on here expecting the love you silly man.

I came here to say one of your boys was talking crap, read the post.

If Manchester United finish above us, which I doubt, than they will certainly finish above Everton.

As for me going on Liverpool page, yes I do but at least they are genuine supporters and know what they are talking about.

Think before you talk Gent's because your posts make you look stupid.

{Ed025's Note - now now DG...i dont expect you to like what mike or murph said mate, and i appreciate that you are defending your club, which you have every right to...but dont come over here calling us a small club, you insult all our supporters doing that, even the ones who have been courteous to you in the past fella..

What I just read from Clownenham Gunner

wahhhhhh we are above you, wahhhh we were top of the league for a bit and now we will be lucky to finish 5th, wahhhhhh Everton are a small club, wahhhhhh we have the bestest players, wahhhhhh I love Liverpool wahhhhh

{Ed025's Note - a bit harsh mike...but quite funny mate.. :)

Ed025,

You are correct
I do apologise for that comment, disrespectful to say the least.

I apologise to Murphman and Real Mike (but only for that comment).

Sorry ED and all Toffees.

{Ed025's Note - fair play DG..you are perfectly entitled to stick up for yourself and your club mate..

01 Apr 2014 22:31:19
Dagenham Gunner the most defensive poster in history, its only banter laaaaaa

Mike,

Aaahh bless you petal.

Did I really say that?

Did I say we are top of the league?

NO.

Did I say we are now lucky to finish 5th?

NO.

Did I say we have the 'bestest players'?

No. You were the one who compared players, not me.

Did I say I love Liverpool?

NO.

Take a tip from me. get out your crayons and drawing paper. Write down what you want to say, check for spellings and grammar mistakes, try to be factually correct, than post it on here.
Oh, and get permission off an adult first.

Now run along little boy because you probably have school in the morning, or just do what you normally do and bunk off, but you will pay in later life for your lack of education.

Ed. why oh why do you post these peoples posts? I get so Agro when they start mouthing off. Its insulting. I literally sit here tryna count to ten to calm myself. Just hope we show em what's what on Sunday. COME ON YOU BLUES!

{Ed025's Note - its just a bit of banter QB, its all good mate..

'Ridiculous statement mate, and to say Southampton will be tricky, bearing in mind we are 16 points ahead of them is such a stupid statement.'

Has anyone got a clue what this means. I mentioned that we had a tricky game at Southampton and got this response. What is he going on about here Ed?

{Ed025's Note - hes just defending his corner mike..i happen to agree with you about the southampton game though, and along with city, arsenal, and united we have a tough job on our hands mate..

QB,

It's only banter mate and as Ed said, I was just defending the fact Mike said Arsenal are crap.

I don't agree with the comment and I'm sure you would stick up for Everton if I posted they were crap.

Mike, the point I was trying to make was that you said Arsenal were crap whilst saying Southampton will be a tricky game.

Now, I'm not saying Southampton away is easy, far from it, but it was the dismissive way to mentioned the Arsenal game that got me.

Maybe I was a bit harsh calling them crap. A team of bottlers would have been more apt.

Now that is undeniable.

Mike,

I don't think we are a team of bottlers, just a team who have had their 5 best players out injured.

So, are you saying Everton would be where they are without Barkley, Jagielka, delafoeu, Lukaku and Gareth Barry for half the season?

Or do you suggest we get 3 or 4 players on loan?

I am not saying you are just a team of bottlers for just this season DG. I am on about the last 9 years mate.

I have never claimed that we are a top team, but that was mainly down to The Ginger Goblin. Things are looking different under Martinez.

It is upto Arsene if you want some players on loan. Isn't Kallstrom on loan?

Dagenham, yes get 3 or 4 players in on loan if it will improve your squad. Don't understand the digs about getting players in on loan. We can't afford 20 million pound players so we use the loan system to benefit us. Arsenal can afford them but choose neither to buy or loan better players. which solution would you rather? And when you say your 4 best players have been out for half the season. can you name this supposed 4. Walcott is the only one I can think of?

I can't believe that I've lost a few minutes of my life reading this drivel. Sounds to me like dagenham gunner is feeling a bit touchy about his teams fall from grace this season. They thought they were on for the league and they've been found out. I think that we can beat Arsenal this Sunday, and I hope we do so that this clown can stop boring me with his irrelevant opinion.

What's all this I've been reading tonight? Someone's upset this fella Dagenham Gunner who sounds from his name that he should be a West Ham fan rather than Arsenal. I can only surmise that there's been a tiff of almighty proportions on the Liverpool/Aresenal love-in, dating agency pages and that someone is suffering from a broken heart. Unless of course he's come over to our page because he's got a crush on the Real Mike!
Whichever way it's clearly 'that time of the month' (which possibly accounts for his irrational and over excited remarks) when Arsenal bottle it knowing that Everton are breathing down their necks. We've still got a game in hand over them after Sunday's match and their God given right to be in the CL is in serious doubt for once. Be afraid DG, be very afraid.