Everton Banter Archive March 23 2013

 

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23 Mar 2013 14:16:51
What about this one. Klinsmann as Everton's next manager. I think he would be the ideal choice.

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What makes him an ideal choice?
The fact that he's coach of the United States team that's on course to qualify for the Brazil 2014 World Cup - why would he leave them.
Or that he's married to an American, lives in California, and has several private and public interests that take his time there.
Or that Everton aren't regular participants in the Champions League.
Or that Everton haven't the money to attract lots of top players.
I just don't see how the unnamed original poster can call him an ideal choice.

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Bruce Arena would be an ideal Everton manager, for me. Knows his stuff and is vastly under-rated. He always gets the best out of his players

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23 Mar 2013 11:29:00
Eds, what insults are allowed on here? I've seen the word whopper, is penguin allowed? {Ed002's Note - Sure.}

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23 Mar 2013 12:54:04
Rumours in local press that January transfer target Alvaro Negrado is keen on a move to England. Obviously now that we have shown an interest, this will mean the Red rubbish and Harry Redknapp will be looking at him. Gizmo 67

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Can we all please get over this ludicrous idea that other clubs wait for Everton to "find" a player and thereby use our club's efforts as their lazy way of discovering players. Every major club has worldwide scouting networks that will be aware of all existing & upcoming talent around the globe. Every major club will also have agents contacting them about players. The only issue is how advanced any transfer discussions are between the concerned parties about a possible move and how much other clubs know about those negotiations. For example, plenty of clubs would have known about Tim Cahill, Phil Jagielka, etc. , but DM decided to take a chance and move for them before other clubs could. On other occasions, we've known about talented players, but have been out-financed by richer clubs. The idea that only Everton know about talented players is just plain daft. These days it's almost never the case that the first we fans learn about a transfer is after it's signed, sealed and delivered. Maybe we shouldn't post any rumours on this website - surely that's telling other clubs about players we're interested in? ;-)

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23 Mar 2013 09:55:38
Gareth Bale injured? Could be out of our upcoming game!

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He's wil be fit for Tuesday, unfortunately for us

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23 Mar 2013 08:54:42
Team next year maybe
Howard Forster
Coleman jags lescott Oviedo
Mirrales Gibson isco peanuts
Negrado jelavic
Remember it's just banter lads
Keep the targets real let's hear some
Possible teams

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23 Mar 2013 09:49:32
Howard
coleman, jagielka, lescott, baines.
mirralas, gibson, mccarthy, chadli.
jelavic, guidetti.

Reckon that team would score a lot of goals.

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Isco is meant to be valued at around the 30million mark so somehow I can't see that one

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Id like: Coutouis Jagielka Lovren Baines Mirallas Gibson Fer Marin Jelavic Lukaku. Rob Walker

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I'd like :- Casillas, Lahm, Pique, Kompany, Baines, Xavi, Yaya Toure, Iniesta, Messi, Ronaldo and Falcao

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Keep the targets real and you have Isco in your side? He's being tailed by Barca, Real et al and has not long signed a contract with a buy-out of around €30m.

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Howard/ (preferably AN Other)
Coleman Jags Distin/Lescott Baines. Capoue Gibson/Osman.
Mirallas Chadli/Mertens/ Pienaar
Negredo.

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Howard

Baines
Coleman
Jagielka
Distin

Osman
Fellaini
Neville
Pienaar
Mirallas

Jelavic

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Mucha

Hibbert Jags Distin Baines

Gibson Clasie

Chadli Honda Mirallas

Negredo

Mike

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Gotta love this. Mike, why so much love for mucha? I thought the sarcasm of calling him the slovak casillas was enough, but it seems like u genuinly rate him, or you are the dryest person ever and your sense of humour would be lost on most people?
Molly888

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Howard
Coleman. Jags. Distin. Baines

Gibson. McCarthy

Mirallas. Honda. Pienaar

Lukaku

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Hmm, I see only one individual has Felli in their team.

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I think we will sell Fellaini 24m Heitinga 6m Gueye 1m and Mucha free as he is out of contract in the summer.

Being more realistic

GK T Howard
RB S Coleman
LB L Baines
CB S Distin
CB P Jagielka
CM D Gibson
CM J McCarthy 10m
RM S Sinclair 6m
LM S Pienaar
CF K Mirallas
CF and Jelavic

Subs from J Butland 5m
P Neville
T Hibbert
B Oviedo
J Stone
S Duffy
L Osman
R Barkley
S Naismith
J Kennedy
A Vellios
V. Anichebi

Think there maybe 2 surprises A striker and attacking midfielder.

Dero {Ed003's Note - Butland signed for Stoke in January}

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22 Mar 2013 22:41:51
Hey eds, what's the story with this honda fella, are we really linked or is it just the papers? He is supposed to be class.

bluepaddy {Ed007's Note - Be very aware of his Hyaku Retsu Harite Paddy, it is the stuff of legends.}

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Humour was lost on most people ed. well done for the street fighter reference. Spinning heel KICK!
Molly888

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