Everton Banter Archive December 06 2013

06 Dec 2013 19:43:25
The United boss said: "Shinji has a sickness bug and has been unwell.

"We need to see how he is on Saturday but he wasn't too good after the Everton game."

Must have caught it in Gareth Barry's back pocket

06 Dec 2013 14:42:19
I love the Christmas present/empty box analogy as used by a fellow Blue below to Chris the RED man. Have a look at the Manchester United banter page. They are all making Christmas wish lists. Jeez if they sign just a few of these they will end up with a squad 10 times the size of anyone elses. They are also wanting to get rid of everyone. I hope for their sakes the manager has a calmer head. I suspect they are a club in crisis just now. I wonder what happens if they do fail to make top 4?
Glad to say it's good to be Blue just now. Let's hope we sustain it and get a result on Sunday. If we do I would say anything is possible.
Degsypulford

I hope the effort - physical and mental - needed against ManUtd hasn't drained our players too much, as they'll need to be at their best IMHO to get a result against Arsenal. RM's choice of starting players, later substitutions, team formation, and tactics will be very interesting. At least he'll be positive and won't just be looking "to get out alive"!
KevinM

06 Dec 2013 11:16:35
I also went on Manchester United Banter page and see they are still grumbling about paying 18 million for Baines. So I said to them that we are happy to keep him. I said pay the money or shut up. Simples! After all we can charge what we like for our players.especially a 2nd choice left back. LMFAO.
Degsypulford

06 Dec 2013 13:10:36
They have to constantly talk about players from other clubs because they don't have any good players of their own. Its all want want want, buy buy buy. For a year they have been gagging for fellaini. All of a sudden they open their big fancy present and find a big wrapped box with nothing in it. They then moan to santa realising the gift they wanted is not what they thought. If they want Baines, itl cost them 18m. End of discussion. The beauty is that they will pay it and when they open their present they will find another empty box. Because Leighton Baines will not be a success at Utd. One bad game they will rip into him.

Sorry! 2nd choice lb to who?
So after 1 good game Oviedo is now 1st choice and Baines is thrown on the scrap heap?
Classy!

Wow a red who don't get sarcasm. unheard of.

scousedownsouth

That's the point Chris the REDman. You lot are grumbling about the price. As the meerkats say, "simples". Pay it or forget it. You don't go into ASDA and say, "look your apples are 18 pence each but I think they are a bit too expensive. I am only willing to pay you 10 pence". When Asda laugh at you and you walk out bleating to everyone that you still don't have an apple, you know the reason why. Just because players in the past wanted to join you, that does not mean they are gagging to sign for you right now. Especially after this week's result. And yes the bit about Baines being 2nd choice was sarcasm as pointed out by my fellow Blue.
Degsypulford

Things getting a bit boring over on the Man U page, Chris? Or are you just checking around on who to glory hunt, sorry, support when Utd stop buying, sorry again, winning trophies?

Oh Tezza ure banter just gets better!

The reason why I'm still here? Well after our little debates before the game and after, u have all found a new little friend in me:) the banter is normally decent so I thought i'd stick around on what is called banter page to continue what I thought was a good old bit of banter I had with a few.

Dnt worry I won't be around all the time (sorry guys) ;) but for now I thought I would stick around and read through the over the top reactions from many on here (it will make it more fun when it crumbles)
and have some adult banter with you all (dnt worry degsy you can play too)

So while I'm here I must say I thought u were VERY lucky to win wednesday what do you think?

again thanks to a few for the humour and again let's keep it civil now girls :)

{Ed025's Note - it was not luck chris, we went to OT with no fear, and although we both had chances i thought we deserved to win, and only for some shoddy final ball decision making it could have been more!, your a red, so im sure you wont agree mate..

I think chris the redman is a closet blue nose.

Sorry but you where out though and out fought. worst united team for 20 years. and you come on here wanting a reaction.

well here you go you have a team full of workhorses with no skill without rooney you are nothing. if it don't improve forget about Baines you will lose rooney in the transfer window. because he is bigger than united.

So chris the redman thinks we were lucky.wants to have a chat with some of your own fans who are actually humble enough to admit that they deserved to lose against us.as a manutd fan pointed out to me yesterday in his own words "well done to everton.you deserved it more, we are getting more clueless when attacking and squad is simply not good enough.but then again a lot of our fans will say different and still dream of the fergie years instead of staring at the bleak looking future".

Oh, wow, that's a an absolute belter from you chris, 'have adult banter'. When you're 'lol'ing like a teenage girl, it's just not going to materialise. You just can't seem to grasp simple concepts. Face the inevitable truth, you're on the slide, with Moyes in charge it's irreversible unless the miser throws money at it, though he did pay £9 for a drink at the Lowry, so I'm told, so maybe the times they are a changin'.
I digress, adult debate with a child just isn't possible.

Lol omg lads I threw the bait out there and u ran with it like a kipper!

I must point out it was a only wind up the 'you were lucky' comment, it was for my own silly entertainment to see who would bite :) read my other posts I fully acknowledge how bad we have been this season, as I said you caught us at the right time and fully deserved the win, and now u deserve all the praise you are getting for that.

childish I know, but it did amuse me to see who would bite :)

I thought you played very well and was surprised with the energy and discipline u showed.

Right now u are playing very nice football and u must all be very excited with your progress, time will tell how good u really are but for now the wave of optimism u are riding must feel very nice :)

P.s, Ed I tell u wot mate that pie was something else :) but I really dnt think I could stomach anymore for a while ;) sadly I get the sense I maybe getting a few more slices if we keep up our form.

Oh and in all honesty, what position in the league would you consider a success? Just curious.

{Ed025's Note - for us 3rd...for you..tenth.. :)

I suppose it's a good thing that all those ManUtd "supporters" have English as a second language - can you imagine having to read their posts in the original Norwegian?
KevinM

Is that the bear minimum ed? Bit optimistic wouldn't u say?

{Ed025's Note - yes chris...6th or above would be more realistic, but you never know... and avoiding relegation for your lot.. :)

Oui oui
totalmente concuerdo a kevin :)

Englisch ist leicht zu verstehen

;)

{Ed025's Note - good stuff chris..

I would agree with u Ed 6th is realistic and probably where about u may finish.

Safety from Relegation for us, oh must resist the urge to bite that lovely baited hook :) but in all honesty top 4 would do ok after the start we have had but even that will be hard with so many good teams fighting for the top places. However I will stick my neck out and say we will get that easily ;)

{Ed025's Note - thats bare minimum for us chris...but you are dreaming if you think you will get top 4 easily mate!, i think in all honesty you will be lucky to make 5th..

Well get baking Ed, get baking :)

06 Dec 2013 11:05:41
We should go to arsenal and play are usual game we have players who can attack and cause problems I feel this is a game where Del Boy could start his pace could cause problems, also how good is Macarthy I was one of the few people that thought we got a bargain at 13m he is a top top player and his value will be soluble that by end of season top marks to Martinez and kenwright 27m for felleni and replace with a natural cm in Macarthy for half the price perfect alongside Barry and also would fit in with Gibson, just need to keep baines but saying that would he want to go tk utd while it's going to take a couple of seasons to rebuild especially when he is 29 I'm not so sure

06 Dec 2013 08:43:40
I too would advise a sense of caution regarding Sunday's match with AFC. Despite three great performances in the last couple of weeks I'm a bit worried that current expectations might be a little too high. Yes we should have beaten the RS and Stoke were crap - the score should have been more than four. Man disUnited were there for the taking and we more than held our own in their own back yard, but Arsenal have proved themselves to have been the team of the season so far. I don't want to sound pessimistic after the way that RM has galvanised us this season but can we really beat the Arse in London? IMO a draw would be a great result.

Whatever the outcome it will be a great game between two great sides. A game worth watching for any neutral fan.
We are enjoying our league position, but I'm really pleased for you, you're playing great football and have a great manager in Martinez. Have a great season and good luck.

GoonerMKD

{Ed025's Note - cheers MKD, its high time we put them mancs back where they belong!...between us we could make manchester a trophy free zone..

Yeah mate I wouldn't complain at all. Just imagine if they went 8 or 10 years without trophy?
Half of them will start supporting other teams.
They have been spitting on other fans for far too long, and they still wonder why everybody hates them.

And I see your agent Moyes is doing marvelous job.
He said he has the backing of the fans.
YEah from all the Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool, Everton fans.

Sorry forgot to log in

I must admit that i'd love us to win the prem, but to be honest out of all the top 4 clubs i'd like arsenal to take the crown if we cant.keep getting written off but signing ozil for 42 mill seems to of breathed new life into the club.good luck for rest of the season apart from this weekend.will be a cracking game.

06 Dec 2013 13:25:26
Arsenal are a great side, wenger deserves huge credit for showing such loyalty to his players. They are showing they are worthy of it. Defense is the big difference, i'd normally feel confident we could get at Arsenal back 4 but they have been solid this season. Will be a really tough game for us, would take a draw for sure but hope we give it a dam good go. But respect to Arsenal, the only team who we play in this league who I genuinely like to watch. Their midfield
is a credit.

Lol that's all u can do girls! Imagine! Just imagine if after all this u finish again ib mid table!

Just imagine if united could beat us at old trafford. IMAGINE

scousedownsouth

Sure Chris. Imagine, just imagine that you have David Moyes in charge for 6 years.