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03 Oct 2019 09:38:11
I see pot noodle have brought out a new product, it’s called Everton apparently you just pour in a shed load of money and you get instant success!
Even a pot noodle needs time to get ready topping up with more water and the occasional stir, add the sachet and then choose a fork or a spoon, only then do you have something you can enjoy.
Big C
Ps Chicken and mushroom is my favourite however a splash of ketchup rather than the soy sauce it’s a matter of choice 😉.

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03 Oct 2019 11:31:12
comparing everton football club to a pot noodle. interesting take!

03 Oct 2019 11:38:47
Pot Noodles Yuck, How about a hand built Bentley as it's a Bentley let's say an 'Azure' it will eventually look and move like a dream once the 'qualified' mechanics turn up to fine tune the engine Ahhh .

03 Oct 2019 12:18:42
Hi Woburn, I was being ironic, success isn’t built overnight I was hoping to make an amusing point. As the saying goes “it’s a marathon not a sprint, or is that a snickers”?
Big C.

03 Oct 2019 16:06:22
At least when you put the hot water onto a pot noodle you know it will work.

03 Oct 2019 18:02:11
Only if you add the correct amount of hot water dc. Too much water and you end up with a dodgy noodle soup and not enough water you end up with hard crunchy and bitter noodles at the end. Bit like some of our fans 😂😂.

03 Oct 2019 20:03:44
BC 👍 think we’re like pic n mix, never know what the f your going to get.

03 Oct 2019 23:18:41
Or who has had there p%%s ridden hands on them before you!



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