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15 Jun 2022 08:06:09
Last season we suckered everyone in by thinking that we were terrible so this season they will underestimate us and we will destroy teams. I've just taken advantage of this by doing a £10 bet for Everton top 4 and win the caraboa cup the returns are £13940
Obviously this is going to happen because we are the greatest team ever.

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15 Jun 2022 08:44:28
What time does that bar you are in close Monkey ??.

15 Jun 2022 09:14:59
Should have done each way to win the league.

15 Jun 2022 09:15:19
You have lost the plot mate. Top 4 lol did you forget we stayed up. Top 4 of championship would have been a decent bet but prem no way. We might be worse than last year we might have Gordon and Rondon up front if you go with what’s said on here.

15 Jun 2022 10:49:13
I have come to the conclusion Con81 isn't a Everton fan.

15 Jun 2022 11:46:55
Obviously unrealistic but what happened 3 months before the start of Leicesters title season kicking off? Worse doom and gloom than us wasn't it? Lightning sadly doesn't strike twice.

15 Jun 2022 12:16:40
I believe Con81 has a free tab at the same bar Monkey nuts is at! ?.

15 Jun 2022 20:55:45
Obviously the bar that Monkey nuts drinks in never closes ?.

15 Jun 2022 21:00:26
Come to any conclusion you want mate. I’ve told you before I will never be happy until Everton are back were they belong in the top 6.I will never be happy with championship quality players playing for my beloved team and I will never be happy with Everton being embarrassed at the bottom of the league. I love Everton that much my kids aren’t allowed red sauce on their Ice-cream. I want these players out we should demand a clear out. They aren’t fit to wear the shirt. Just because I am not happy with the players doesn’t mean I support the club any less. You have your opinion on how to fix our club and that’s to just keep most of the onions who aren’t fit to wear the shirt play Gordon up front and just make the same mistakes over and over again. Well my idea is to get rid of all the players that aren’t good enough and fix the club once and for all. As mentioned above keep the decent players and the rest can go. We need a clear out our players aren’t good enough it’s now or never.

15 Jun 2022 21:03:27
Very funny bluejohn I near fell of my chair laughing how long did it take you to come up with that belter.

15 Jun 2022 22:36:37
If you have no hopes or dreams, you may as well wave the white flag, you go for it Monkey nuts and Con81.

15 Jun 2022 22:56:59
Thanks Con81. I do try my best. I'd researched extensively the potential that you may have been at the same bar. I done this by cross referencing some of your posts and Monkey Nuts posts and found correlating information that suggested you may have been, in fact, at the same bar. I then eliminated sensible rational thinking, a bit like your posts, saw a quick tickle of the ribs and posted my jokey joke thing.

Just to be clear, this post is also just a jokey joke thing.

15 Jun 2022 23:02:47
Con, what do you do when your kids cut themselves and are bleeding, did you refuse to clean them up and put on a plaster? ???

How did you get so full of negativity.

16 Jun 2022 09:13:35
Love it BJU ?.

16 Jun 2022 09:14:23
You should be a comedian bluejohn your jokes are very funny. To be honest I think your joke book needs a clear out too. Youl not get many female friends with jokey jokes like that.

16 Jun 2022 09:15:19
My kids blood is blue. How did I get so negative eh let me see supporting Everton will do that to you. Still in shock someone said play Gordon as a number 10.That did actually make me laugh. Best Jokey joke I’ve heard in ages.

16 Jun 2022 09:59:08
Full of comedians on here. Very funny guys indeed. Just like me my kids blood is blue so I’ve no worries there. I live in a blue house with a blue window. Blue is the colour of what I wear. Blue are my streets and all the trees are too. I’m blue da ba dee da.



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