28 May 2023 10:20:45
Can I just say F#ck, f#ck, f#ck absolutely sh1tting it today and feel sick already. Someone standby with the defibrillator. I’ll be alright once it’s finished and accept whatever happens but it’s all the waiting that kills me
UTFT COYB.

1.) 28 May 2023
28 May 2023 12:47:47
This feeling of not knowing is absolutely horrible, feels like this season has been years not months. We don't have long to reveal our footballing fate but come what may I will either be having a celebratory drink or one (bloody several) to drown my sorrows. I'm expecting a nervous Goodison crowd (understandably) but the players need to perform to keep them onside. Stick to the basics well. The key is obviously a much needed victory but we may not need one unless Leicester and Leeds get good results. We've been rubbish against Bournemouth this season but that was under the stewardship of Lampard. Big Yerry Mina's last game as well, I wish him well for his next adventure. Hopefully he will be dancing at the final whistle along with every other Evertonian.

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