25 Oct 2020 16:19:53
Pickford-5.5: Made some decent saves but that second goal, sweet Jesus that second goal.

Godfrey-5: I mean, he's not a right back and that's clear, had 2 against 1 all the time and just looked so uncomfortable.

Mina-4: Haha oh god was he bad, flailing around like he's trying to pick up water with chopsticks.

Keane:4: Poor positioning for the first goal and whole game looked terrified of Adams.

Digne-2: Let Ward-Prowse run through, put in some awful crosses and got sent off, big chance for Nkounkou now.

Allan-3.5: He's not fit is he, takes too long on the ball and gets no support from Sigurdsson or Gomes.

Doucoure-6: Only player who offered anything but then got subbed, for some reason.

Sigurdsson-3: He had all the composure of an ice-skating jellyfish, offered nothing going forward or back and he couldn't pass to King Kong if they were playing in a sandpit.

James-4: Another one who isn't fit and gave it away too much, shame.

Iwobi-1: Sorry but I can't anymore with this man, he's slower than a dead sloth, dribbles like a hippo on rollerblades, passes like Stevie Wonder with no legs and couldn't score in a brothel. He's just terrible, I never want to see him play for us again, it was a big chance for him today and all he did was prove people who said he should be our 4th choice left winger, correct. But I'll go a step further, Bolasie should be ahead of him.

Calvert-Lewin-5.5: Worked hard but had no service and was left on his own because of the terrible formation without Richarlison.

Honestly we looked terrible and it shows how much we miss Richarlison. Hopefully Nkounkou and Gordon play now because I don't want to see Alex Iwobi tripping over his feet whilst trying to take his 163rd touch of the ball just to try and get it under control.

Let's just beat Newcastle and get the confidence back.

1.) 25 Oct 2020
25 Oct 2020 16:47:29
Sitting on the fence again Swan. Loved the analysis.

2.) 26 Oct 2020
26 Oct 2020 08:34:29
Loved the analysis of Iwobi!

{Ed025's Note - yeah aussie...predator was awful..