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06 Sep 2026 19:03:03
How much would it cost us to end Mykolenko's contract and just replace him with a cardboard cutout?

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06 Sep 2026 19:45:42
Think we already have Swan!

07 Sep 2026 15:15:40
Do you know how much cardboard is nowadays.. that could come back and bite us in the arse.!!

07 Sep 2026 18:43:35
It would probably fail its medical. Too stiff to bend.

07 Sep 2026 19:30:42
Our recruitment team are, as we speak, rooting around a cardboard box factory, looking at what's in their rejects and damaged pile. Now they're going to ask for a discount.

07 Sep 2026 19:59:15
The cardboard box will have to be 35 years old by the way.





 

 

 
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