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11 Mar 2026 18:51:09
I know Moyes has stopped talking about Europe, because each time he does we've lost.

My curse seems to when I say "I fancy us to something out of the next match."

So what I am saying is "We won't get anything out of the Arsenal match at the weekend and will 100% not get a surprise 2-0 win!

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12 Mar 2026 19:14:12
Don't be so daft, Bbn; that's just crazy superstitious nonsense..

We'll win the Arsenal game [..knock on wood; cross fingers; check rabbit's foot and 4 leaf clover in pocket; readjusts horseshoe on wall; and now off to find two magpies..].

12 Mar 2026 21:25:00
I won't wear anything or use anything Everton related on a match day, I have an Everton towel that we bought for my son when he was 7 and he's now 42 that has to be hung a certain way in his old bedroom, and then there's two small scarves with little window suckers on that have been stuck on the cloakroom and garage windows for years that I have to check haven't come unstuck and be placed back.

Only because if I don't, we lose. I know it's ridiculous and as accurate as horoscopes, but apparently my behaviour is typically Aries.

13 Mar 2026 06:51:14
I have to wear my Everton shirt on match day, doesn't matter which one, I have quite a few. Statistically, over the last seventy years or so, I have found that it doesn't have any impact on winning, losing, or drawing.

However, I stubbornly believe that when we win it is because I am wearing it, so I will continue doing the same ritual game after game. Let's hope that it works against Arsenal!

13 Mar 2026 14:38:12
That's the spirit, Mike, mate, of course we will win.





 

 

 
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