06 Oct 2025 12:26:39
Heard from a very reliable source that Haaland wants to come and join his best mate Grealish at us next season.
By all accounts he wants a change and is excited at the prospects of playing with Mykolenko and Beto.
He also thinks he would suit us perfectly by being able to play more on the counter attack like his Dortmund days.
This one has a real chance of getting done.
{Ed025's Note - he has just signed a 10yr deal at city BN and we couldn’t even afford his hairdressers bill mate. Anyway we have got Barry…unless city fancy a straight swap?.. ?
06 Oct 2025 13:07:06
Our fans would call him awful after he doesn’t track back to his own box and perform a perfect slide tackle.
{Ed025's Note - but even if he could trap a ball he would be a massive upgrade Swan..
06 Oct 2025 14:15:40
Would have him anyday to what we have.
06 Oct 2025 15:00:56
The blokes a freak. I would have had to nut him in the nacks.
06 Oct 2025 15:04:41
Hahah love it lads.
06 Oct 2025 20:27:53
His dad would be better up top than our 2 never mind him.
06 Oct 2025 20:42:01
I want some of what your mate is smoking.
07 Oct 2025 00:30:59
If we signed Haaland we'd soon knock that goalscoring ability out of him. How dare he play up front for us and put the ball in the net.
07 Oct 2025 11:39:25
If you think I was being serious Andy maybe you should give your head a wobble.
07 Oct 2025 12:42:21
I think he meant my source Mark but if anyone thinks I was being serious with this post, I don't think there is any help for them mate?.
10 Oct 2025 14:18:50
Not good enough at holding the ball up :P.
10 Oct 2025 21:06:35
He looks like the offspring of the milky bar kid and the sugar puffs monster.
12 Oct 2025 21:23:29
We can’t have him. His first touch is too good.
13 Oct 2025 19:28:23
We would soon knock it out of him Tommo. Mind you he has some way to go to beat Betos strike rate ?.