06 Jun 2025 14:11:28
1 of my pals just txt me he drops fish off at a restaurant in Liverpool wouldn't say which 1 and the owner told him doaks deal is nearly done £22 million make of that what you will ??? waiting for the sounds fishy to me coments lol. Come on who has the best 1 liner ?.
06 Jun 2025 14:26:05
No come back from me sounds like you have dropped anchor and would be ready for any comeback. Doooakh.
06 Jun 2025 14:36:20
Sounds a much more realistic price, sign him up so he can get to know the plaice ?.
06 Jun 2025 14:55:47
Bless my Sole that’s a good un.
06 Jun 2025 15:20:41
Yeah that price, structured correctly seems to be more realistic.
Cod knows if he can make the step up to the Prem but if the deal does happen I hope the fans give him time to adjust.
06 Jun 2025 15:27:38
Anyfin is possible lads it is everton after all.
06 Jun 2025 15:58:11
Let’s just hope he can maintain consistency and no go off the boiley!
06 Jun 2025 16:37:14
Think he was prawn to play for us. Hopefully the club will snapper him up.
06 Jun 2025 16:42:29
Load of codswallop if you ask me.
06 Jun 2025 21:12:34
Nothing to do with the rumour but just a good fish pun
I thought eating fish gave migraine
Turns out I just had really bad haddock
I’ll get my coat!
06 Jun 2025 21:15:42
The press can be halibut unreliable something fishy about all of this! ;-)
06 Jun 2025 21:46:36
The press are just trout of order, witty. Been linking us with every player on the market, even when there's no evidence DM can get a tuna out of the player.
07 Jun 2025 11:07:51
Bream hoping we sign this lad. 18mill plus add ons isn't a bad deal.
07 Jun 2025 11:49:08
Reading the above leaves me scratching my head, is catch of the day or the one that got away? .
07 Jun 2025 15:08:32
Well, if I’m herring it here, I don’t trout it could happen. If we give him the oppor-tuna-ty, I hope he can help us to win the FA or league carp. You don’t have to be a brain sturgeon to know we need to a bigger grouper players for the next season. Still eel the price is high for a minnow from the championship.