Everton Banter 2

02 Nov 2026 22:08:34
Delighted with the 3 points. They are absolute muck though, what a ridiculously easy game at St James.

Barry might not be a reliable finisher, but he's ALWAYS in the right spot, hence why he keeps scoring 2 yard tap ins. Not convinced its just luck.

Wish Tarky had of launched Hall though. My only disappointment from the game.. awful challenge on Armstrong and we let their lads grab him multiple times when injured.

COYB, big game Fri!

02 Nov 2026 23:15:51
It was a great win, Dewsbury-Hall was back to his best form of last year. We are lucky to have two great talents in Armstrong and Hackney. Both young and can only improve with experience. The defense was great, another game with no goals scored against us and pleased to see O'Brien back in the team. Bring on Coventry.

03 Nov 2026 08:30:14
Agree Mike we do have a lot of young talent at the club and we are going to need all of them if we are to have any success this season.

02 Nov 2026 22:05:46
Everton strip on at work tomorrow in Newcastle - can’t wait.
Good first half - 2nd cagey - Barry is going to end up with 20+ goals this season (somehow) - he should be in about 15 but i thinks it’s 8 now - best return since Lakaku

02 Nov 2026 22:01:32
You’ve just got to love boring 1-0 wins UTFT

02 Nov 2026 22:10:25
There was nothing boring about that.

{Ed025's Note - we were very good Pasty even if it was against a very poor team..

02 Nov 2026 22:48:40
That was my point, but apparently that's what some on here believe that's how we play. Unfortunately sarcasm doesn't always translate. Anyway team selection that negated everything Newcastle tried to do and meant Hall and Barnes couldn't run rampant down our right because of Merlin's pace and Jake's strength and Jimmy outplaying Joelinton and Harrison being everywhere else.

Particular mention for Mykolenko who had Elanga in his pocket
UTFT.

02 Nov 2026 23:02:58
I run sarcasm class on here often. Welcome to pop in.

{Ed025's Note - save me a seat FBS.. :)

02 Nov 2026 23:58:20
I have an honours degree in it, some say it's the lowest form of Witt but it's also the funniest.
UTFT.

03 Nov 2026 00:18:30
Big C, the same people that say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, also say it's the highest form of intelligence.

03 Nov 2026 06:24:33
Thanks Jo, recognition at last, could you tell my wife that please.

02 Nov 2026 21:59:49
Good 3 points tonight and some good games coming up for us to get mare well happy tonight ,oh Newcastle ar one dirty bloody side

02 Nov 2026 21:59:05
I'm about to tuck into a massive piece of humble pie and bloody enjoy it. Haha.

Played lads.

02 Nov 2026 22:11:45
BlueJohnuns at least you can admit it mate, bloody good win tonight.

02 Nov 2026 22:34:54
Fair play BlueJohn, mate.

02 Nov 2026 22:47:07
Save a piece for me BJU.

02 Nov 2026 21:57:53
Credit where credit’s due for Mr David Moyes. He puts O’Brien right back for extra height against a tall Newcastle team (we won 3/4 of aerial duels) and he puts Rohl right midfield who outpaced Lewis Hall all night.
Only went defensive for the last quarter of an hour otherwise it was all us.
Not bad for an old dinosaur 😂 love it.
COYB! Massive shout out to the away fans right behind the team. 7th in the league and humble pie for 90% of the site regards to a very good team selection.

02 Nov 2026 22:13:43
Well said Dog Peter, great. Game which we deserved the win.

{Ed025's Note - absolutely mate..

02 Nov 2026 22:18:42
Yep good game well chuffed up to 7 th.

02 Nov 2026 21:46:16
I am telling you as I always have, Barry is world class

02 Nov 2026 22:00:21
Well we'll well just shows why none of us are a manager and just talk s@%t on here lol.

{Ed025's Note - fair point Pasty..

02 Nov 2026 22:51:02
You're welcome senor.

02 Nov 2026 21:06:46
Is it me or is Hinhcliffe just the worst pundit on TV?

02 Nov 2026 22:03:16
Not just you, Hinchcliffe is abysmal.

02 Nov 2026 23:37:40
How dull is he!

02 Nov 2026 20:48:01
Half time comments:

These are garbage and are there for the taking.

We're playing well, but our lack of cutting edge is there for all to see. It'll be the difference between us having a decent season and a crap one.

Just to say, I've hardly seen Armstrong in this half, maybe time for Hackney.

02 Nov 2026 21:01:35
The two chances we have missed are criminal Benny. Absolutely criminal. Hopefully it doesn't bite us in the jacksie mate!

02 Nov 2026 21:05:20
You know how this stuff turns out mate.

We'll be kicking ourselves if we lose this.

02 Nov 2026 22:14:54
Barry scored we won, game over, 3point bring on Coventry.

02 Nov 2026 23:38:18
I liked the grit Pasty, but we really do have to start taking more of our chances!

03 Nov 2026 12:05:20
I believe we have 3 problems we need to sort out and quick.
Our striker (he needs some competition)
Our owners, and Jack Grealish.
I've always been a fan and desperately wanted him to come back this season but he's proved me wrong just a few months into it. Thank god he's on loan.
This will clearly be his last season with us and if it was up to me I'd send him back tomorrow.


I may be wrong but I've heard Tyler was on the night out with him also which explains why we've seen much less of him since.
With that being said and with all of that going on we've still beat Newcastle twice in a week.
Looking forward to Friday. Win and we are in a very good position considering. COYB!

02 Nov 2026 18:59:09
So big jake back to playing right back tonight Hackney on bench. Merlin right wing that's very defensive for me that. and I'm not 100% but think Garner and Armstrong are both 1 yellow away from a suspension? I was confident we would win here tonight until seeing the starting 11 and would take a draw now.

Can only watch the 1st half due to work. Fingers crossed we are out of sight by then. COYBS.

02 Nov 2026 19:10:48
Not sure Hackney could have done much more than he has. Feel really disappointed for the lad.

{Ed025's Note - me too mate..

02 Nov 2026 19:15:37
Have to say i'm abit disappointed dibbling and Hackney don't start, but both players haven't played a lot and maybe that's why he's freshened it up, maybe away from home its a different kettle of fish from playing at home with our crowd, they did have plenty of the ball but didn't really hurt us but on another day it could of been a different result, so let's see how it plays out, rohl is a good player and I like him on the wing, Armstrong again is a calss player maybe just not the goal threat Hackney is, I can understand obrien coming back in for his height, they had a lot of corners at our place.

02 Nov 2026 19:16:47
Hope he at least gets on second half.

02 Nov 2026 19:23:16
Good old davey he's only gone n changed a winning team he's so scared of not getting beat he doesn't care about winning a football match he's so predictable you could set your clock by him.

02 Nov 2026 19:38:18
Thing is who do you take out of the lineup. Ruhl will go forward, he is quick and will be jp and down. At least he hasn't put Johnson in there. Is Hackney bettet than Armstrong?

02 Nov 2026 19:40:47
This selection is infuriating! Play the team that schooled them 5 days ago! Why is this so hard?

02 Nov 2026 19:43:34
Could have guessed the team tonight. The usual cowardice selection in the league. We'll be under the cosh for 30 mins and concede. Then on 80 mins he'll make a few changes.

How on earth Hackney isn't playing is beyond me and Rohl is not a right winger. Why can't he just give Dibbling a run of games. He holds that ball up really well and away from home could be vital to get a foot in the game.

Hope I'm completely wrong but I doubt it. I'm starving and would love a bit of humble pie.

02 Nov 2026 22:04:53
WHO ordered humble pie large slice available.

{Ed025's Note - can i have custard with mine please Big C.. :)