Everton Rumours 27483

20 Jan 2015 12:17:44
Sly Sports Interviewer;
"Roberto, when do you see the teams current run of bad form turning around?"

Roberto:
"This is a current run where we find ourselves enjoying our football and is reeellee pleasing to bee fullee committed and see the character of the cloob shining throo."

Sly sports Int;
"Yes but you are perilously close to the drop zone and are increasingly being sucked down into a relegation dogfight that, with all due respect I don`t think either you or the players have the stomach for."

Roberto: "Yes we are meeeteeng these challenges with a smile and enjoying our football, playing with smiles on our faces as we enjoy our football and playing weeth a smile on our faeces as we enjoy our football."

Sly sports Int;" Roberto what happens if you are relegated?"

Roberto: " We weel be presented with a fantastic opportuneety to return to the preemieership as soon as wee can and we weell play our football weeth a smile on our faeces."

Sly sports Int:
"Roberto do you understand the proud history and heritage associated with this football club? What it means to this great city and what this great club means to the supporters from all over the world, do you understand the responsibility you have as steward of the club, the expectations, the desire, the passion of those fans, do you understand the fans commit for life and so journey through their lives suffering and celebrating everything this great institution succeeds at or fails with, Everyday life is affected by this Everton, We live and breathe BLUE, are you aware of ALL of this? Do you understand? Roberto?"

Roberto; "Que?"

ssn Int; "Excuse me?"

Roberto;

"Pleesee Mr. Fawlty. HHHMMMM, . Hhhmmmm, sorry about that what was your question again? Oh! em Yes. We weel be enjoying theees fantastic opportunity to bee very focused and work hard to smile weeth our faeces and play weeth ourselves"

Sly sports Int; "Roberto, you`re talking B_llox "

Roberto; "Thank you"

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{Ed025's Note - i enjoyed that hugster..

Hugsterefc: Good funny read that! I like RM being Manuel to BK being Basil Fawlty. I wonder which other characters in that show would equate to certain posters on this site?

Cowpat Sid 2

That raised a smile right around the workshop on an otherwise morbid day. Top post mate!

Wedgewood

Sibil Faulty at Goodison last night. The person next to her said "who is that man over there on the touch line chewing gum, screwing his face and
throwing his arms about".
Sibil says " That's Roberto, he's from Barcelona".

Keenone

20 Jan 2015 20:52:35
I'd have BK as the major; terribly nice chap but living in his own little world from 30 years ago and totally out of touch with the real world.

Rhapsody in Blue

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