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19 Jun 2013 00:34:29
Just a small bit of news, Martinez has informed Kenwright of his desire to sign a minimum of 3 players, one of these likely to be Stoke City midfielder Glen Whelan, who should be around the 8million mark.
18 Jun 2013 13:57:11
Have it from a very reliable source that we are in for a big name player and it was confirmed to me that this was Christian Benteke.
I was told that he is extremely interested in joining us as is keen to link up with fellow country men, kev and felli.
I have been informed that the fee will be in the region of 15mil along with big Vic going the other way!
Looks like a new number 9 is just around the corner.
I will report back when have further information.
***The Ormskirk Otter***
17 Jun 2013 14:48:08
Just seen Arouna Kone eating a KFC on county road. He ordered a wicked zinger meal (large) and I asked him where is he heading and he replied with EFC.
15 Jun 2013 12:50:43
just passing on what i've been told by a source at finch farm. Martinez is an admirer of jay rodriguez from southampton and will bid £6-8 million for him.
14 Jun 2013 09:30:17
nani to everton for fellaini and 20 million
13 Jun 2013 17:01:03
howard to united cash plus lindegaard
13 Jun 2013 08:51:54
Tesco's takeover will be confirmed tomorrow lunch time, they will be pumping 50million into club over next 2 windows for new players, this is a done deal
11 Jun 2013 19:42:45
My mate is an estate agent, he doesn't even like football and he has just rang me to say arouna kone doesn't want to rent his house in wigan and is lookig for a house in liverpool to buy!
07 Jun 2013 10:16:14
Hi folks, is there any truth in rumour young ross barkley going to utd for 5 mil. Heard bk will let this go through because he feels he owes dm. Blue billy
04 Jun 2013 00:07:40
I have just had some exciting new from my uncle, my uncle works for TAP air at Manchester airport. Part of his job is to print passenger lists to check who has checked in online for their flights.
Now it could of course be somebody else with the same name, but he is telling me that there is a V�tor Lopes Pereira on the a flight from Lisbon that gets to Manchester at 10. 30am tomorrow morning.
It looked life Martinez was a done deal, but maybe the man everyone wants could be on his way? I really, really hope so!
27 May 2013 21:35:27
Every team has a gareth bale? let's see
Arsenal? Cazorla maybe
Villa? No one
Fulham? No one
United? No one
Newcastle? No one
Norwich? No one
Qpr? No one
Reading? No one
Southampton? Lallana maybe
Stoke? No one
Sunderland? No one
Swansea? No one
West brom? No one
West ham? No one
Wigan? Maloney maybe
So basically if fellaini isn't world class yet all these teams have a gareth bale in their team so your saying lallana and maloney are better than fellaini? You sir are an idi*t
So our team would be:
Coleman Jagielka Distin Baines
Mirallas Honda Gibson Mertens
Bearing in mind using your plan we lose a centre back meaning if Jags or Distin got injured we'd end up with Duffy CB and absolutely no cover
24 May 2013 17:08:38
Graeme Souness the next manager on 3 year deal
Watch this space!
24 May 2013 02:20:07
Ok all, I confess the new over seas manager to be announced this week is ME!
I attended an interview yesterday in London with BK and this is how it went.
On arrival I found that I wasn't the only one being interviewed, outside Neville and Stubbs were fighting over who got to sit in DM old seat and they compromised with Stubbs changing his name to David and Neville dying his hair ginger!
the interview itself was quite open.
BK. So you've applied for the managers job.
ME. no you head hunted me from my under 9s side on Sunday morning.
BK. Ahh yes, I remember, we were giving the job to Neville because he has a 'folder' but you're much cheaper.
ME. I thought that there were a number of high profile candidates in line for the job.
BK. That's all smoke and daggers, jus like all our takeover rumours, which of course from time to time you'll publicly support even though they're made up.
ME. But I expected Peirer or Martinez to get the job
BK. Are you kidding, we'd have to actually pay them and with DM off the payroll we can finally sell Fellaini and Baines and pocket all the extra cash.
Me. So will I get any transfer money.
Bk. Yes and No, but mostly no, we'll say that there's money there for players and we'll put in plenty of bids, but we'll make sure the bids are no where near valuation, and if by some miricle they're accepted we'll come up with an excuse to pull out of the deal, just like in January with Leroy Fer, my god that was a close one, we nearly actually bought him.
Me. So i'l have no money at all.
BK. There is a small kitty that will allow you to buy new biscuits every week for your office, but not the expensive chocolate ones, we can only afford the plain ones.
Me. What about targets and your ambition for the club.
BK. My ambition is to make as much Money from the club, oh sorry your meant in footballing terms, eh try not to get us relegated, after all you have more experience than Neville. But make us money.
Bk. So you are aware of the tradition we've set up here over the last few years.
ME. yes playing attacking hard working football.
BK. No that's not what I mean, I mean bottling it at the last minute and being able to claim the moral high ground because I've taken all the clubs money and pissed it on stage shows.
BK. Ok the jobs yours, your the cheapest on the market and believe me I've checked and double checked everywhere.
As I left I had to pay for the tea and plain biscuit I had during the interview.
21 May 2013 17:39:24
Another day another name linked to the everton job!
Already got a Lennon Out Banner Made.
I would take stubbs despite his lack of experience, and I am still really confident on Rooney, and Stubbs and Rooney are good mates, you notice every time Rooney does anything wrong, Stubbs is always jumping to his defence. So I think if stubbs gets the job Rooney will come with him.
Alan Stubbs - 5/1 5/1
Roberto Martinez - Vcbet 5/1 5/1
Malky Mackay - 13/2 13/2
Neil Lennon - Vcbet 10/1 10/1
Vitor Pereira - Stan James 14/1 14/1
Gus Poyet - 14/1 14/1
Jurgen Klinsmann - Stan James 16/1 16/1
Phil Neville - Stan James 20/1 20/1
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - 22/1 22/1
David Weir - 22/1 22/1
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer - Stan James 22/1 22/1
Tony Pulis - Vcbet 25/1 25/1
Steve Clarke - 25/1 25/1
Michael Laudrup - Stan James 28/1 28/1
Slaven Bilic - 40/1 40/1
Dougie Freedman - Vcbet 40/1 40/1
Rafael Benitez - 50/1 50/1
Martin Jol - Stan James 50/1 50/1
Stuart McCall - Vcbet 66/1 66/1
Martin O'Neill - 80/1 80/1
Harry Redknapp - 80/1 80/1
Kenny Jackett - 80/1 80/1
Steve Bruce - 100/1 100/1
Steve Round - 100/1 100/1
Mauricio Pochettino - Vcbet 100/1 100/1
Roberto Di Matteo - Vcbet 100/1 100/1
Paul Lambert - 125/1 125/1
Roberto Mancini - 150/1 150/1
Mark Hughes - 150/1 150/1
Darren Ferguson - 150/1 150/1
Alan Irvine - Vcbet 200/1 200/1
Alan Curbishley - Vcbet 200/1 200/1
Ally McCoist - Vcbet 250/1 250/1
Brendan Rodgers - Vcbet 250/1 250/1
Gianfranco Zola - 250/1 250/1
Frank Rijkaard - Vcbet 250/1 250/1
Jamie Carragher - Vcbet 250/1 250/1
Alan Pardew - 250/1 250/1
Alex McLeish - Vcbet 250/1 250/1
Dave Jones - Vcbet 250/1 250/1
Eddie Howe - Vcbet 250/1 250/1
Billy Davies - Vcbet 250/1 250/1
Alan Shearer - Vcbet 250/1 250/1
Didier Deschamps - Vcbet 250/1 250/1
Chris Hughton - Vcbet 250/1 250/1
Owen Coyle - Vcbet 300/1 300/1
Paul Ince - Vcbet 300/1 300/1
Sam Allardyce - Vcbet 300/1 300/1
Nigel Adkins - Vcbet 300/1 300/1
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Mike Phelan - Vcbet 300/1 300/1
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Ralf Rangnick - Vcbet 300/1 300/1
Karl Robinson - Vcbet 300/1 300/1
Gary Neville - Vcbet 300/1 300/1
Walter Smith - Vcbet 300/1 300/1
Roy Keane - Vcbet 300/1 300/1
Peter Ried - Vcbet 400/1 400/1
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Graeme Souness - Vcbet 500/1 500/1
Jimmy Boyle - Vcbet 500/1 500/1
20 May 2013 21:52:22
I'm sat in Egypt hotel Heard from a very reliable source that big Harry redknapp is the next efc manager
19 May 2013 23:37:41
i work in crewe station and laurdrop asked me what platform to liverpool lime street, so he was on his way to liverpool gota be for the everton job
19 May 2013 19:28:31
My sources from within the club tell me that Gianfranco Zola has been approached by Everton on a 4 year contract to replace David Moyes. Zola wishes to have roberto di Matteo as assistant and have matej vydra as his first signing. All to be confirmed within the next 48 hours!
18 May 2013 15:50:19
Pereira is set to be confirmed as manager next week he will sell felliani and look to bring in mangala, defour and atsu
17 May 2013 15:05:02
This is fact very good close source STUBBS will be announced after chelsea game, given two year contract not sure on assisstant manager but this will happen, i'm the same person who posted mirrallis two weeks before he came to us,
16 May 2013 21:46:01
I've heard Steve Round is in with a good shout to get the Manager's job. Hence having more media interaction this season. Watch!
15 May 2013 11:19:24
Moyes wants Jelavic and is prepared to pay 8 million pound.
14 May 2013 23:51:36
Amr zaki, Martin Kelly and Jonjo shelvey will all be signing
13 May 2013 10:13:43
Everton will bid 6 million for Scott Sinclair despite the club not currently having a manager. Bill Kenwright wants the player to come in as Moyes plans to raid his former club.
11 May 2013 01:18:39
Everton player here not going to say which one obviously weather you believe it or not Phil Neville has been asked would he be intersted in the job and he's turned it down on the basis of having no experience still wouldn't rule it out though as he's been told to take his time over the decision
10 May 2013 09:02:12
Me nan plays bingo with Wayne Rooneys nan and she said that he's retiring and coming to us as manager what do you reckon ed?
09 May 2013 14:31:42
Brian Laws just been spotted outside BK's office in London! Would be cheap compo and has premiership experience.
Or perhaps he just wants a part on corro?
09 May 2013 14:09:36
Everton are set to unveil MK Dons manager Karl Robinson as there new manager before the end of the week.
09 May 2013 14:00:00
Grimsby town joint managers spotted at Finch farm
09 May 2013 12:51:30
neil warnock will be announced on monday, that's what I've heard anyway.
09 May 2013 11:30:48
As predicted months ago, Carra next manager
09 May 2013 11:14:50
When Rafa's contract expires at Chelsea he will be appointed Everton manager. Will be free and still has house on Wirral
08 May 2013 14:33:20
Just seen bill kenwright at showcase cinema watching iron man 3 with josè mourinho
08 May 2013 11:32:33
Looks like we're getting Iain Dowie. tv Sport have confirmed it.
14 Apr 2013 21:09:55
Benitez on the plan B list if Moyes decides not to sign. Along with Martinez, Di Matteo, Periera and Capello.
12 Apr 2013 06:49:53
HELP,. my country very bad. they try an stop me watching football. everton my team. are leader say moyes is aliean from space this not true. they going to cut of are Internet. Kim-hu- jun
11 Apr 2013 19:43:44
I heard that discussions about a takeover collapsed when Everton's negotiating team donned south sea islander costume (grass skirts, floral garlands - the works) and belted out this song from the musical South Pacific: "Happy talk, keep talking happy talk; Talk about things you'd like to do; You got to have a dream, if you don't have a dream; How you going to have a dream come true?"
At that, the potential suitors got up and walked away saying that Everton's takeover is more like "From Here To Eternity" than "South Pacific" and that the Everton board should take their south sea ukuleles and "pluck" off.
I work in the acropolis chippy in ormskirk. I am in charge of slicing the doner meat off the spit. I can confirm the Moysey does in deed live in our town and he has a doner every saturday night. He has a funny little ritual of only having chilli sauce on his doner if everton win. Lose or draw he just has a squirt of lemon juice. This is a fact. I also put him on to Mirallas when he was at olympiakos.
22 Mar 2013 11:27:07
My friend was at the airport and he saw felly and was speaking to him Nd he asked him if he was leaving everton in the summer and who to and Fellini said he is leaving for Chelsea and my friend asked him what about Man U because he supports them And he said utd are a good team and they will be signing Barkley in the summer and he said moyes is not happy with this and this is why he doesn't know wether to stay or not
16 Mar 2013 13:58:25
Everton set 2 buy pennant as a free transfer
07 Mar 2013 17:31:27
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06 Mar 2013 00:55:44
Everton will look at celtic fc manager neil lennon to replace david moyes if he steps down
neil lennon has did outstanding for celtic in champions league with no money be a great appointment
11 Feb 2013 17:57:08
Uh oh blue neighbours. if we win tonight we'll only be 3 points behind you. and there was me thinking we're rubbish - we must be awesome to be just behind a great side like you lot! love you all really xxx
11 Feb 2013 14:09:01
Working at Finch Farm doing plumbing and I've just
seen Nani getting out of his car with who I suspect is
his agent. They was greated by Moyesy and everyone
has kicked out of the building since 1. 30pm. I'm a Red
so if its looking like Nani is on his way your end then
it's a great signing!
31 Jan 2013 15:50:21
nani to join everton today fact! goo source
31 Jan 2013 13:49:26
Arsenal have had a bid of 13 mill accepted for Baines. Apparently he wants Champions League next season
31 Jan 2013 10:49:49
Just seen Kevin Doyle go into the everton training ground. Possibly Anichubby going the other way.
31 Jan 2013 10:25:53
I know this might sound crazy but think I've just seen David Villa at Liverpool Airport, jumping into a fancy car! Was a bit far away so not 100%, but my mate's sister said it was defo him and she's got really good eyesight so it must be true!! COYB!! :)
Barry Bannan having medical at Everton in the morning £7 million fee agreed.
30 Jan 2013 08:08:22
No surprises, widely reported but the Fer deal is uncertain because Everton want to re-structure the fee because of concerns over Fer's knee.
However, I understand that Everton are confident the deal will go through. Everton need confirmation tonight because if the deal collapses, Moyes has another target - Dutch or French midfielder.
But as I said: Everton are confident.
Moyes also chasing Squillaci on loan from Arsenal and has made an enquiry for Bramble. These moves are secondary to getting a midfielder.
Sadly, the reason we can pay this for Fer is that a player is to be sold. A London club, Arsenal or Chelsea, have discussed a £15 million bid for Felliani - £12 million payable over 12 months and the rest in clauses.
No formal bid has been made and Moyes would prefer another player is sold but he needs the money to secure Fer
25 Jan 2013 23:36:09
Work friend of mine who is close to the coaching staff was in the boozer tonight. Usually a quiet fella but told me Heitinga, Mirallas are starting tomorrow and Jelavic and Pienaar will be on the bench.
Just thought I'd come straight on here and tell everyone haha
23 Jan 2013 19:30:35
Top blue nose, just seen Gary Hooper outside Goodison Park with Alan Irvine could be good news blue boys!!
Hopefully Anichebe will **** off aswell :)
Peace Blue Boys, EVERTON FOR LIFE !!
EVERTON 2-0 BOLTON
EVERTON 3-1 WBA
I'll be in the enclosure singing me ****in head off!
12 Jan 2013 14:52:01
Wesley sneijder to sign on loan until end of season with Everton paying half his wages. Inter want him to show his value in England and then start auction for him in summer. This has come direct from sneijders agent. News in next 48 hours.
07 Jan 2013 21:13:39
got shanghai'd into watching dancing on ice last night and is it me or can anyone else see the resemblance between jason gardiner and johnny h?
06 Jan 2013 20:32:36
I work in the bp garage near Goodison park and mario bonatelli came in to fuel up his motor! Nice car! Asked him about coming to everton on loan and he just smiled and winked! What u reckon ed? Little boy blue.
05 Jan 2013 14:49:33
Gueye seen at finch farm this morning taking a box to his car!
29 Dec 2012 13:17:28
Heard a weird rumour today that AVB is a big fan of felli an baines an is willing to give us lennon and naughton to compencate
23 Dec 2012 22:02:02
Jain group will be taking over by February
23 Dec 2012 22:01:24
Andy Carroll is leaving west ham and coming to us on loan in jan also Charlie Adam is unsettled at stoke and will be joining plus at the end of the season jay spearing will be coming lets hope!
23 Dec 2012 21:59:27
Mario gotže will be coming to us when we're taken over also courtois Ben arfa and Leon Britton
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